Sexual Embarrassments

Sometimes, sex isn't so natural and can lead to some embarrassing situations. Here are some examples:

I call the first one "Sex is Violent":



Our next one I've entitled "Knocked Her Ass Out!"


I realize the text is rather small, so I've type it out here in case you have any problems reading it.

"A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The kinky 33-year-old housewife was wearing a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid The Sun.

But she got so stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness. She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea, Wales. When the paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing.

They took them off before an ambulance took her to hospital. The woman, whose identity has been kept private, suffered no long-lasting ill-effects. And as she left the hospital, a paramedic gave her back the Passion Pants in a plastic bag. A spokesperson for the Asda supermarket chain told The Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."

This last one I simply call "Shrinkage":